Monday, April 26, 2010

Dear Kid...

Dear Kid,

Please get off my rib cage. It is not there for you to place your butt against. Nor is it there for you to snuggle up and get stuck in. Those are bones, and Mommy kinda needs you outta this area, ya know, so I can breathe for the both of us.

Love,
Your out of breathe Mommy

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